- No shitting.
We are currently suffering from a drainage problem in the Water Closet. Until normality is resumed I would kindly ask all users to refrain from solid wastes; any if at all possible. We would like to advise the immediate ceaseage of all fruit consumption and encourage all inhabitants to eat as much white flour as possible.
Cordially,
Lady of the House
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Narrating this blogger's personal journey: April 2008 - April 2009. Progress continues, as does writing (see profile for a link to "Analogise That!") but Baby has been laid to Rest In Peace.
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Why blogging? Why not? Now I have made friends that come from all over the world it proves hard to influence them all in one place at the same time so I decided to put a little bit of me on the internet (in a more personal way than facebook) so they could all still gain access. I am just so generous like that!
Since living in an international environment, being British has become such a part of my identity (clinging desperately to cream teas and binge drinking) that I felt 'Baby Got Brit' would be a good title. It is taken from some fabulous lyrics that a dear Chilean friend of mine wrote for me, which will no doubt wend their way here in due course.
So welcome, enjoy and thanks for coming. If ours paths ever do cross in actual space then we should go for that aforementioned tea/pint!
Love
Kat(i)e
Since living in an international environment, being British has become such a part of my identity (clinging desperately to cream teas and binge drinking) that I felt 'Baby Got Brit' would be a good title. It is taken from some fabulous lyrics that a dear Chilean friend of mine wrote for me, which will no doubt wend their way here in due course.
So welcome, enjoy and thanks for coming. If ours paths ever do cross in actual space then we should go for that aforementioned tea/pint!
Love
Kat(i)e
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2 comments:
Operate the toilet brush vigerously in the vertical plane to create an oscillating longitudinal water pressure wave in an attempt to shift blockage - Good luck from UK Technical Support Team
Much appreciated! We were one step away from the 24-hour Technical Support Helpline but all resolved lovely in the end...
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